jake2034's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Press Start: Attract Mode]

"Hi! I'm going to bear children for you!"

I WISH a girl would've said that to me while I was single. Nothing say's "I'm thinking long term" like child planning. Very nice punch/pick-up line at the end. I think I'll start using it!

[Charmander and Squirtle]

Newgrounds, Beware of Fugly Reviews. . .

I love this! Crazy awesome music. Classic 8-bit music! What was that song when charmander was screaming? And was that a Jackson Pollock painting during that?

I love this man, my new favorite of NG!

vlaktemaat responds:

cool nice review!

Yep it was a jackson pollock painting warped in a few different colours!
I thought the expressionism would be nice in the action and pain packed scene :)

The song was "Angel of Death - Slayer"

[Piconormal Activity]

Personally, I hated that movie. But I love this!

Awesome voicing. Good pico recreation. And awesome use of A-Bot! My favorite part was the moon slide/crotch grab. Awesome animation of that, very smooth.

[Ultrasound]

Purchased... Now!

If you can get this music vid onto iTunes like fast, please let me know. This is my new favorite music video EVER! This could be the best three dollars ever spent! So, ya, this is the best animation in general that I've seen on NG. I'm not even exaggerating! Such crazy awesomeness. And it does have that Gorilaz element to it. But... It's kind of cooler, cause I saw it on NG first! But if you could put this on like Facebook or Youtube so I can post this awesomeness on my wall! But... Until then, I'm linking to this page. And Johnny Massacre now has a supporter for life cause of this MV!!

[Hook Line and Sinker]

Awesome!

I like the concept. Brain vs. Brawn, except for having a touch of reality, because although the brain wins in the end, a couple of good lives were lost in the battle.
I really do like the art style, with rudimentary shapes put together to form the fishes, and jagged edges to make up everything else (besides the circles, of course...). It's the low detail, but high quality sort of thing. Because the lines and shapes are crisp and clean, giving it that nice feel while watching it.
The BGM was really nice, complimenting this flash very nicely. It's very simple, not too many instruments, the drum and "other" was all you needed to give it the atmosphere you needed without much of a distraction. And the sound effects were very good quality! (You mind if I ask where you got them, or how you made them?)

Lastly, the only thing I didn't like.... The play again screen was.... very bland. If you put at least a background similar to "The End" screen, it would look nicer. Also... Perhaps work on a menu/preloader? Just a thought, that's all I can dislike about this.

Also I agree with detniaTreveroF about the possibility of this being a kids book... Minus the bleeding fish head. ;)

billyblob responds:

Hello jake2034, I really appreciate your thoughtful comments.
I think I got most of the sound effects from SoundDogs. The burp and chewing I think I remember making myself. As for the bland 'play again' you are right. I made that very quickly after forgetting to add it once i posted to NewGrounds. When I get a chance I will try and fix it. Thanks again.

[Sketched - Pregnancy Test]

LOL! So, it's like a grenade?

I love the guy's reaction after he says that! The only thing is that the ending was too abrupt. It's like oh "silly boss" to "asshole boss" in a split second. It could've ended a little better if it were like this:
"Guy: Won't they pee on their hands?
Boss: Hmm..... I see what you mean. Hmm.... You're fired! Security escort this man off the premises!
Boss (On Intercom): Janet, Find me a new (Researcher? Whatever the other guy's job is)"

I think that would have been nicer that the overused abrupt ending.

[- Move Your Feet -]

DAFT PUNK!!!!

That was my favorite part! Seeing him for that split second I was like "Awh! YAY!" I like how it's all original sprites! Awesome job with that! And that's an amazing live version at the end! I love it! .... OH, now I'm going back to my DP phase! .... Damn, now I want DJ Hero!

Anyways, Awesome flash. YOUR SKILLS ARE OVER 9,000!!!!!!

[Justin Bieber's Forehead]

I-I-I-I.... LOVES IT!

But, All I know about him is that he's like all three Jonas Brothers... in one faggy, faggy human being. And I notice he wears a purity ring?? Hmm.... Equation: Purity Ring + Teen = Fame! ..... Hmmmm...... Too bad I lost it already.... Well, both actually.... NOOOOO FAME HAS ELUDED ME AGAIN!

But yea.... Awesome idea! Now what drives the Jonas Brothers' fame train? Hmmm......

[Kevin Bacon Odyseey]

Why is this on the front page?!

I could make a better flash than this. I don't know what Tom was smoking when he watched this that made him decide "I'll front page this, and make every pro-noun say "Kevin Bacon"." Oh wait I KNOW, it's fuckin' April Fools Day. HAHA! Now get the fuck outta my face Kevin Bacon! I though Xbox was giving free Gold Privileges for the weekend, and was like "*Scratches Head* ... WTF?" "Xbox does something nice?" NAH, APRIL FOOLS N3W85!! Seriously though, this has shown zero talent. GTFO my Internet!

[Press Start: Beer Comes..]

LOL! Fuck the New Challenger.

First off @Sil3ntkill, It's probly not as good as the other ones, because THE OTHERONES DIDN"T EXIST BEFORE THIS ONE! It's the FIRST one! Can nobody look at an artists ful flash submissions before saying dumb shit like that, please?

And now that that's over, the review.

Even though it is a bit "amateur" looking (but still, graphic-wise, something I would strive for), the general idea is freakin' hilarious! Making parodies of a game, in a movie, about a game! That's crazy.
Good voice-acting, although the explanation of the "New Challenger" was, kind of 'meh.' Atleast, that's what I think. But still, I love this series, although it can be watered down at sometimes, the sheer volume of episodes, and how far they reach out (as far as game innuendos go) is amazing! (And I love when Egoraptor comes on. =3) So, now I know where it all started. With the bonus levels..... Although, don't those usually come after the game's finished? ;D